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    Quote Originally Posted by Excel View Post
    Nothing much, it sucks there anyway.



    I said that i was Abgaal and that my mother was darood.

    Rhaweyne chicks are really attractive.
    How did you have hardcore MJ militia men born and bred in Galka'ayo believe you're some Abgaal from the south (with their "Abaayo" accent)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick willy View Post
    How did you have hardcore MJ militia men born and bred in Galka'ayo believe you're some Abgaal from the south (with their "Abaayo" accent)?
    I started acting naive, mixing english with somali. They think your just a fool if you do that.
    Had they known that i was Sacaad Saciid, walahi i don't think i would be breathing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Excel View Post
    Nothing much, it sucks there anyway.



    I said that i was Abgaal and that my mother was darood.

    Rhaweyne chicks are really attractive.
    LOL, you're a character mayne. What's your wife think? Are you planning on getting 3 more while you're down there? You should keep a blog about your adventures in Somalia. Just your writing style would be enough to keep us all captivated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Excel View Post
    I started acting naive, mixing english with somali. They think your just a fool if you do that.
    Had they known that i was Sacaad Saciid, walahi i don't think i would be breathing.


    I bet it went something like this:

    Militia man: "warya!! meesha maxa ka socda? Qolomaa tahay?"

    Excel: "am on my knees nigga, dont kill me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick willy View Post
    I bet it went something like this:

    Militia man: "warya!! meesha maxa ka socda? Qolomaa tahay?"

    Excel: "am on my knees nigga, dont kill me"
    Nigga ah'll suck yo dick!

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    I just passed the exam and interview. I am now a academic teacher at Galkayo University.
    I am also within the process of joining a NGO, which means i would be earning a lot more money.
    More money means i would most likely get a second wife. My wife still ain't pregnant, wtf??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Excel View Post
    I just passed the exam and interview. I am now a academic teacher at Galkayo University.
    I am also within the process of joining a NGO, which means i would be earning a lot more money.
    More money means i would most likely get a second wife. My wife still ain't pregnant, wtf??
    Spoken like a true dabadhilif lol, will you get your first wife's permission? The one you risked your life to elope with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Excel View Post
    I just passed the exam and interview. I am now a academic teacher at Galkayo University.
    I am also within the process of joining a NGO, which means i would be earning a lot more money.
    More money means i would most likely get a second wife. My wife still ain't pregnant, wtf??
    Have you moved there completly? Do you have any university degree? If not then how did you manage to become an 'Academic teacher'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanjub_Saraswati View Post
    Have you moved there completly? Do you have any university degree? If not then how did you manage to become an 'Academic teacher'?
    Southern Somalia doesn't exactly have the highest of standards.

    Excel, if any of this shit you're saying is true, I advise you to slow down with your life and think before you take the next step.

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    Tarod, yes i do have a University degree. Wadaad, i have'nt really had a one to one conversation with my wife about getting a 2nd, its just something that's on the pipeline.
    Honestly, sometime soon i hope to join Somalia's armed forces and work my way up as far as a general. This all depends if the west is serious about propping up somalia's armed forces with sufficient money and training oppertunities.

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